Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
Let's do Chuck Norris jokes!
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Let's do Chuck Norris jokes! |
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LauritaK |
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Posts: 47342 (06/30/2008 10:29 PM) Best Current Events
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Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
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Posts: 11254 (06/30/2008 10:54 PM) |
Chuck Norris' calendar goes straight from March 31st to April 2nd; no one fools Chuck Norris.
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Triple X Tera |
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Posts: 29311 (06/30/2008 10:55 PM) |
Chuck Norris doesn't tea bag. He potato sacks
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Posts: 7897 (06/30/2008 10:56 PM) |
Chuck Norris doesn't check his closet for the boogeyman, the boogeyman checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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Alicia |
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Posts: 76140 (06/30/2008 10:59 PM) Funniest JJBer '04 |
I love Chuck Norris jokes so much.
One of the best I heard the other day from Dylan was: Attention pays Chuck Norris. |
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Aikko |
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Posts: 75 (06/30/2008 11:01 PM) |
If you work in an office with Chuck Norris...don't ask him for his three whole punch.
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Posts: 241 (06/30/2008 11:04 PM) |
BehindMyHazelEyes wrote: I actually laughed out loud at this one haha.
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PudgieBelly |
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Posts: 242 (06/30/2008 11:04 PM) |
BehindMyHazelEyes wrote: I actually laughed out loud at this one haha.
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Posts: 10045 (06/30/2008 11:11 PM) Most Mysterious '08 |
God said, "Let there be light," and Chuck Norris said, "Say please."
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Posts: 35942 (06/30/2008 11:13 PM) Friendliest JJBer '07 |
Triple X Tera wrote: Ew. |
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Posts: 2025 (06/30/2008 11:35 PM) |
Chuck Norris isn't hung like a horse. A horse is hung like Chuck Norris.
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Posts: 7809 (07/01/2008 12:17 AM) |
 Why is Chuck Norris the center of these jokes? Because he is so random?
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Posts: 10725 (07/01/2008 12:23 AM) |
Chuck Norris went to the Virgin Island. Now, they are called the Islands.
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LauritaK |
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Posts: 47343 (07/01/2008 12:44 AM) Best Current Events
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Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
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Posts: 47344 (07/01/2008 12:49 AM) Best Current Events
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Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a waffle iron and a bowling ball.
Kenny G is allowed to live because Chuck Norris doesn't kill women. Chuck Norris uses Tabasco Sauce for eye drops. |
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Posts: 6570 (07/01/2008 12:54 AM) |
This is hands down my favorite CN joke, I've said it on here a few times:
Chuck Norris always has sex on top, because Chuck Norris never fucks up. |
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Posts: 76 (07/01/2008 1:29 AM) |
Q: How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb? A: None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants. Chuck Norris is currently suing myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you. |
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