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1.) Don't make up a fake personality and compliment yourself
2.) You can have 2000000 usernames and 1 reputation
3.) "Booboo" equals "doodoo"
4.) Who cares if you fuck a character from Star Trek that's married?
5.) If you don't know where your remote, ASK JJB they will FIND IT.
6.) LisaChasez is the grandmother Willow of the board (I don't mean that offensive, btw)
7.) The JJB awards are more popular than the Emmy's
8.) John Mayer is the supposed shit
9.) Celebrity babies are practically conceived here, we find out the minute the sperm enters the egg!
10.) Call 911 if your power goes out
11.) Do not consult a doctor if you are experience difficulty breathing, you are experiencing chest pains, your leg is amputated or your brain explodes--post on JJB first!!