No matter how nice you are around here, people will still tear you apart to make them feel better. 
What life lessons have you learned from the JJB?
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 Hp GaL04 |
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Posts: 34870 (08/24/2008 10:15 PM) Most Dramatic '07 |
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lucymarcel |
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Posts: 329 (08/24/2008 10:16 PM) |
JJb isn't safe for children.
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Mistress Darcy |
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Posts: 4215 (08/24/2008 10:23 PM) |
That this is not really the place to turn when scared or needing someone to hold you rather than yell at you
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 BehindMyHazelEyes |
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Posts: 8326 (08/24/2008 10:24 PM) |
Animals are more important than humans.
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blindpilot |
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Posts: 99 (08/24/2008 10:26 PM) |
Don't tell JJB someone just faxed their cc details to you, then ask if anyone wants an amazon gift cetificate.
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CKpoohKC |
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Posts: 15884 (08/24/2008 10:27 PM) Chris Fanatic '06 & '08 |
Anything you say can and will be used against you at the first opportune moment (and any other opportune moments thereafter).
Size 10 is apparently a lot larger than originally thought. |
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Enga11 |
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Posts: 540 (08/24/2008 10:28 PM) |
People really aren't educated properly. Then again, there are people who take that too seriously.
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sweet banana cake |
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Posts: 1106 (08/24/2008 10:31 PM) |
I just learned that it is OK to accept your inner filth. If you are a junior high dropout squatting in an abandoned hovel and wake up each morning with
cockroaches nesting in your crotch hair, you are fine!!
As long as your fone still works. |
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Hp GaL04 |
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Posts: 34876 (08/24/2008 10:34 PM) Most Dramatic '07 |
$200 for a pair of jeans are supposedly the normal price and everything else sucks, even if the $30 pair of Levis last you a lifetime.
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butterflysnest |
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Posts: 186 (08/24/2008 10:37 PM) |
If you weigh more than 140 pounds, you should probably kill yourself.
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nerdnik |
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Posts: 13784 (08/24/2008 10:39 PM) |
Remember to clean the lint out of the back of your hairdryer. If you don't bad things can happen.
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FireBirdGoddess |
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Posts: 15973 (08/24/2008 10:42 PM) |
Not a damn thing!
Except for maybe protecting my assets, if I ever decide to get married or move in with a boy. |
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thetruthmaker |
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Posts: 723 (08/24/2008 10:44 PM) |
that lots of people will post anything looking for sympathy, no matter how bad/stupid it makes them look.
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AmberElise04 |
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Posts: 3720 (08/24/2008 10:46 PM) |
1.) Don't make up a fake personality and compliment yourself
2.) You can have 2000000 usernames and 1 reputation 3.) "Booboo" equals "doodoo" 4.) Who cares if you fuck a character from Star Trek that's married? 5.) If you don't know where your remote, ASK JJB they will FIND IT. 6.) LisaChasez is the grandmother Willow of the board (I don't mean that offensive, btw) 7.) The JJB awards are more popular than the Emmy's 8.) John Mayer is the supposed shit 9.) Celebrity babies are practically conceived here, we find out the minute the sperm enters the egg! 10.) Call 911 if your power goes out 11.) Do not consult a doctor if you are experience difficulty breathing, you are experiencing chest pains, your leg is amputated or your brain explodes--post on JJB first!! |
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rokhas1yummybumbum |
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Posts: 10412 (08/24/2008 10:46 PM) |
All men cheat.
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JCs I Heart You Shirt |
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Posts: 18325 (08/24/2008 10:49 PM)
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Lauriestar wrote:Ethnic jokes might be uncouth, but you laugh because they're based on truth. Don't take them as personal attacks... everyone enjoys them, so relax. 
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JCs I Heart You Shirt |
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Posts: 18326 (08/24/2008 10:53 PM)
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A BLACK MAN!
Whatchuuu talkin bout Kate?! |
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JCs I Heart You Shirt |
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Posts: 18327 (08/24/2008 10:54 PM)
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Wait a minute... Jesus... was a JEWWWW
I am obsessed with this musical.
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Ives0509 |
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Posts: 817 (08/24/2008 10:54 PM) |
AmberElise04 wrote: |
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ScarletOWhora85 |
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Posts: 7550 (08/24/2008 10:55 PM) |
I was just about to say "don't put a pop tart in a vcr" but you beat me to it.
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