What life lessons have you learned from the JJB?
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Jenny Cide |
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Posts: 16889 (08/24/2008 9:15 PM) JJB Angel '07 |
No matter how fucked up you think you are, there's always someone more fucked up than you.
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Hp GaL04 |
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Posts: 34870 (08/24/2008 9:15 PM) Most Dramatic '07 |
No matter how nice you are around here, people will still tear you apart to make them feel better.
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lucymarcel |
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Posts: 329 (08/24/2008 9:16 PM) |
JJb isn't safe for children.
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Mistress Darcy |
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Posts: 4215 (08/24/2008 9:23 PM) |
That this is not really the place to turn when scared or needing someone to hold you rather than yell at you
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BehindMyHazelEyes |
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Posts: 8326 (08/24/2008 9:24 PM) |
Animals are more important than humans.
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blindpilot |
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Posts: 99 (08/24/2008 9:26 PM) |
Don't tell JJB someone just faxed their cc details to you, then ask if anyone wants an amazon gift cetificate.
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CKpoohKC |
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Posts: 15884 (08/24/2008 9:27 PM) Chris Fanatic '06 & '08 |
Anything you say can and will be used against you at the first opportune moment (and any other opportune moments thereafter).
Size 10 is apparently a lot larger than originally thought. |
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Enga11 |
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Posts: 540 (08/24/2008 9:28 PM) |
People really aren't educated properly. Then again, there are people who take that too seriously.
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sweet banana cake |
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Posts: 1106 (08/24/2008 9:31 PM) |
I just learned that it is OK to accept your inner filth. If you are a junior high dropout squatting in an abandoned hovel and wake up each morning with
cockroaches nesting in your crotch hair, you are fine!!
As long as your fone still works. |
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Hp GaL04 |
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Posts: 34876 (08/24/2008 9:34 PM) Most Dramatic '07 |
$200 for a pair of jeans are supposedly the normal price and everything else sucks, even if the $30 pair of Levis last you a lifetime.
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Lauriestar |
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Posts: 10430 (08/24/2008 9:36 PM) |
Hard Rock Chasez wrote: But that doesn't mean we go around committing hate crimes. |
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butterflysnest |
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Posts: 186 (08/24/2008 9:37 PM) |
If you weigh more than 140 pounds, you should probably kill yourself.
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nerdnik |
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Posts: 13784 (08/24/2008 9:39 PM) |
Remember to clean the lint out of the back of your hairdryer. If you don't bad things can happen.
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FireBirdGoddess |
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Posts: 15973 (08/24/2008 9:42 PM) |
Not a damn thing!
Except for maybe protecting my assets, if I ever decide to get married or move in with a boy. |
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thetruthmaker |
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Posts: 723 (08/24/2008 9:44 PM) |
that lots of people will post anything looking for sympathy, no matter how bad/stupid it makes them look.
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AmberElise04 |
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Posts: 3720 (08/24/2008 9:46 PM) |
1.) Don't make up a fake personality and compliment yourself
2.) You can have 2000000 usernames and 1 reputation 3.) "Booboo" equals "doodoo" 4.) Who cares if you fuck a character from Star Trek that's married? 5.) If you don't know where your remote, ASK JJB they will FIND IT. 6.) LisaChasez is the grandmother Willow of the board (I don't mean that offensive, btw) 7.) The JJB awards are more popular than the Emmy's 8.) John Mayer is the supposed shit 9.) Celebrity babies are practically conceived here, we find out the minute the sperm enters the egg! 10.) Call 911 if your power goes out 11.) Do not consult a doctor if you are experience difficulty breathing, you are experiencing chest pains, your leg is amputated or your brain explodes--post on JJB first!! |
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rokhas1yummybumbum |
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Posts: 10412 (08/24/2008 9:46 PM) |
All men cheat.
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JCs I Heart You Shirt |
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Lauriestar wrote:Ethnic jokes might be uncouth, but you laugh because they're based on truth. Don't take them as personal attacks... everyone enjoys them, so relax.
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Lauriestar |
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Posts: 10433 (08/24/2008 9:52 PM) |
Stop me if you've heard this one. Three people walk in a bar: a rabbi, a priest and a...
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Jewcie |
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Posts: 16102 (08/24/2008 9:52 PM) |
Coach isn't a real designer label.
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