I work in a small office, there are only 12 women.

This morning my car has a flat tire, so it goes to the shop.

My co-worker comes to pick me up at the shop and her car has a nail in the tire.

Another co-worker goes out to get lunch and someone smashes into her car in the parking lot of Panera and drives away.

Different co-worker tries to bring me to get my car after work and hers won't even start.

AWESOME day at the office.